Elizababy
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unusualcrate:

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Cause it fits better than the other one.

lizzyd820:

Rick Riordon’s Heroes of Olympus series.

lizzyd820:

Rick Riordon’s Heroes of Olympus series.

theheartofachiefsoulofadragon:

monobeartheater:

chief-blue-meanie:

chief-blue-meanie:

“I keep rearranging the letters of my sisters The Beatles sign on her bedroom door.

She is not happy.” 

I’ve given up trying to make them normal.

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ok and now there’s another one

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i didnt know the beatles could become so many words

Eh seatbelt

best-of-imgur:

So, I tried to pee on an anthill…http://best-of-imgur.tumblr.com

best-of-imgur:

So, I tried to pee on an anthill…
http://best-of-imgur.tumblr.com

Artemis: You do not help my Hunters. You do not look at, talk to, or flirt with my Hunters. And you do not call them sweetheart.
Apollo:
Apollo: i came out to have a good time and i'm honestly feeling so attacked right now

flappypussyz:

when you type “fuck” but accidentally put “duck”

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vaginalistic:

attempting to hide your desperate need for breath after a short flight of stairs

jinkidreamer:

Every single person who reblogs this will receive a shitty one sentence fanfiction in their ask based off of what they have posted recently.

theyoutubegang:

whimsicdoctor13:

emmalyrose:

boobrien:

causticgambler:

mageofform:

hellingly:

that sounds exhausting im sorry

they killed them after they stabbed them 666 times?  how does that much stabbing not kill someone all on its own?

do you think any of them lost count?
“476, 477, 479… wait crap. steve, i think i messed up. do i start over?”

what the hell is wrong with this website



Instead of doing all that work, couldn’t they have just killed three Russian teenagers and stabbed them each six times? That would be much easier.

Tumblr: where we criticize satan worshippers, not for killing people, but for the unnecessary amount of effort they put into doing it.

theyoutubegang:

whimsicdoctor13:

emmalyrose:

boobrien:

causticgambler:

mageofform:

hellingly:

that sounds exhausting im sorry

they killed them after they stabbed them 666 times?  how does that much stabbing not kill someone all on its own?

do you think any of them lost count?

“476, 477, 479… wait crap. steve, i think i messed up. do i start over?”

what the hell is wrong with this website

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Instead of doing all that work, couldn’t they have just killed three Russian teenagers and stabbed them each six times? That would be much easier.

Tumblr: where we criticize satan worshippers, not for killing people, but for the unnecessary amount of effort they put into doing it.

teamrocketing:

*knocks you out with a calculator* bet you weren’t counting on that